The minute we tasted Texas Exile, our imperial coffee porter, we knew we needed to put some in bourbon barrels. The result is almost too much for the human mouth. Coffee, chocolate, toffee, vanilla, smoke, oak, caramel, brown sugar, bourbon, molasses, way rad, totally awesome, holy shit. Oh yeah, 11.5%abv, insanely well hidden. Once a year limited release.
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. Imperial chocolate milk stout brewed with real cocoa, clocking in at 10%abv, and making love to your mouth like a horny sorority girl.
After stumbling upon the after math of a drug deal gone wrong in the desolate countryside of marfa tx, we acquired a bag containing 2.4 million dollars out of a dead man’s truck. Out of fear of being killed by these drug dealers, we fled Texas and went into hiding. Wait..that’s the plot of No Country For Old Men.
Enjoy our Imperial Brown Sugar Oatmeal Porter, it’s delicious.
Not sure what you just drank? Wheat beer? IPA? Yes, it is.
This mysterious ale boasts aromas of tropical fruit, a playful bitter edge, and the body and mouthfeel of an American hefe.
Big alcohol and rich white wheat make this unfiltered ale accessible to all types of pallets.
We love ipa. Especially big hoppy ones.
This west coast style imperial India pale ale is not messing around. At 12%abv and 110 ibu’s, it’s the liquid equivalent of Lenny in John Steinbeck’s Of Mice and Men. Gently tending rabbits then suddenly….snap, it’s a whirlwind of crazy.
Big citrusy aromatics, solid bitter backbone, and candy-like finish.